slaughterhouse90210:

“So many people at college were jacked up on ambition, possessors of steroidal egos, clever but cutthroat, diligent but insensitive, shiny but dull, that everyone felt compelled to be upbeat, down with the program, all system firing, when everyone knew, in his or her heart, that this wasn’t how they really felt.”
—Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot

slaughterhouse90210:

“So many people at college were jacked up on ambition, possessors of steroidal egos, clever but cutthroat, diligent but insensitive, shiny but dull, that everyone felt compelled to be upbeat, down with the program, all system firing, when everyone knew, in his or her heart, that this wasn’t how they really felt.”

—Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot

azizisbored:

The fourth in my series of #WatchtheThroneComics.

azizisbored:

The fourth in my series of #WatchtheThroneComics.

If I was as bad as they say I am,
And you were as good as you look,
I wonder which one would feel the worse
If each for the other was took?

George Barr BakerAnthologist Carolyn Wells explains: “This remark was made by a bad, bold convict to his vain, virtuous visiting chaplain. Your personal answer to the question is an indication of your character.”

[stolen from Futility Closet]

swagrevolution:

Gadget Swag 

Reminds me of a honky-ass Rick Ross

swagrevolution:

Gadget Swag

Reminds me of a honky-ass Rick Ross

If and when I return to Alpharetta, the masses will whisper of the prodigal son, returned home to slay those ballsy few daring enough to challenge him in FIFA

But for now, I’m just a FIFA slam-piece.

‘There was nothing these far-right guys would say yes to,” said a leadership aide close to the talks. ‘It became clear that they were going to be intransigent no matter what.

Aide to a House Republican Leader, trying to get the Tea Party freshmen to vote on Boehner’s plan

Listening to some Ricky Ross and reading John Gardner’s “The Art of Fiction.”

Listening to some Ricky Ross and reading John Gardner’s “The Art of Fiction.”

My first clue Transformers 3 would be a trainwreck

The trailer shows Shi climbing atop a collapsing tower with a robot-snake going anaconda on it as OP (Optimus Prime) flies (?) towards it while dupstep is playing.

OH! Hey followers

I didn’t think any of you would be here when I came back. Lo and behold, there are actually more of you—proving, I guess, that my tumblr is best when I don’t post for a month?

I feel like I blinked and missed half of June.

I feel like I blinked and missed half of June.

Revelations while watching Univision

  • I retained a surprising amount of Spanish
  • White people are dumb—they aren’t talking that fast
  • Mexican Journalism > ‘Merican Journalism
  • They’re all beautiful
  • Stereotypes aside, they did spend almost as much time covering Soap Opera updates as they did covering a styrofoam-poisoning story

swaghead:

Empire SWAG.

swaghead:

Empire SWAG.

(Source: swagrevolution)

I’m wearing a suit to the last day of school (even though it’ll be 95 degrees) because I can.

I’m wearing a suit to the last day of school (even though it’ll be 95 degrees) because I can.

Last Lecture went pretty well. But bearing my soul was… weird. 

Last Lecture went pretty well. But bearing my soul was… weird. 

Summer’s a week and a half away. Time to go on a crash-diet/exercise regimen.
Pic related, it’s the second-fattest Star Wars character. 

Summer’s a week and a half away. Time to go on a crash-diet/exercise regimen.

Pic related, it’s the second-fattest Star Wars character.